Muppets in nerd space!

I walk the line of chaotic good and lawful evil. Best chart EVER!

Sprung on Spring!

  I am not the type of person that goes all spring crazy, but I do find myself slamming my head against the wall of winter in the Gulf-o-Mexico and praying for the heat I crave. I crave the green plants, the flowers blooming and the smell of a thousand blossoms I will never know the name of. All the things I love about the South.

  The Gulf will soon be warm enough for swimming and the dreams of water will stop again. No more pitiful trips to the beach to stare at the freezing waves where occasionally I will even work up the nerve to get my feet wet. The water from the Gulf is incredibly warm and soft, natures version of a dirty hot tub, but with a lot more jelly fish then normal tubs.

  I am crossing my fingers that nothing will stand in the way of me and the Gulf this year, last year was a boring bowl of shit because of man made disasters, this year? I want my beach life.